Tuesday, October 18, 2011

FUNNY

As most of you know, Keith has been in the critical care unit at Providence Hospital since Thursday. No pneumonia but incredibly weak from MSA following a cold. His immune system can't handle a lot. Then yesterday his legs swelled up and his knee hurt so bad. When the doctor saw him he was shortly after taken to ultra sound to rule out blood clots. Thankfully, he had none.  Then  they took x-rays of his knee but I don't know those results.

So it has been pretty serious in our lives lately. But yesterday, when I came to see him we were alone and I went close to hear him because he looked serious, he said, "This is the end." And then I said, "It's not the end until  God says it it!" Then he looked at me and said, "It's the end of the game." We both got a good laugh at that. =)

We can use some comic release. Now I know why my sister who went through Cancer gave us a funny card. In fact, it is the only card we have received. I know cards are expensive and outdated because of our "enlightened electronic times," and I am the first one to love our knew world of communication,  but I have to tell you, it was good to laugh at that card. Thank you Cheri and Stan.

The other problem is that we don't know each other's addresses so here is ours,

Keith and Pam Johnson
504 Hemlock Ave.
Granite Falls, WA 98252

Hate to be so blunt, but I know you want to help and this is one way. Thank you all. We love ya.

Back to bed again. Maybe I will regret what I wrote in the morning. =) Goodnight.

2 comments:

  1. A card will come later but in the meantime, this list of life experience was sent to me and thought if funny. T


    Birds of a feather flock together .. . . .and then poop on your car.

    A penny saved is a government oversight.

    The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

    The fastest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .

    He who hesitates is probably right..

    Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'

    If you think there is good in everybody, you
    haven't met everybody.

    If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

    The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

    There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

    Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

    Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
    about your age and start bragging about it.

    The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for..

    Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

    When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

    You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

    One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

    Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

    Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . .. .. . . .. . . AMEN!

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  2. Perfect Taigen, thanks for the laughs =)

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